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me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
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Someone: “So tell me about yourself!”
My two brain cells suddenly knowing nothing about my own personality or existence:
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Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity
nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me
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